P-Noy and his Iphone 4s

I saw P-Noy once after a press conference, he came to me and said, "hey i got a new phone" and he showed me the Iphone 4s.

"Alam mo ba gamitin yan?" (Do you know how to use it?)

"Oo, naman, heto.." (Panay ang swipe niya sa mga pages, accessing the wifi, and kung anu-ano pinipindot.)
(Here, let me show you, then he swiped all the pages and accessed all the buttons.)


After almost wasting 15 minutes of my time showing all the features and all to me, he got lost and all, and he seem to be frustrated.

I told him to relax, and I pressed the button that activates 'Siri' and a few secret root passwords:

"Siri, cancel all open applications and open Pnoy's schedule for the whole week."

"Your schedule is open. Anything else?"

"None. thank you Siri."

And he asked me, "how did you do that?"

"You just saw me how I did it right? I spoke to it. That is the main feature of Iphone 4s, voice activation using Siri. You did not know this?"

"No. I thought it is the same as my 3GS."

"You know P-Noy, you are just like any rich Filipino bastard I know. You are just buying something just for display only without utilizing its full potential. How will the people think of you as a mature and smart president if you just bought something new and expensive but do not know how to use it?"

"C'mon man, don't be harsh, teach me."

"I have no time, can't you see that I am very busy soliciting aid for those people affected by Sendong (the typhoon that hit the southern part of the Philippines), you are wasting your time playing that goddamn thing while people are suffering and dying out there!"

I walked away before I get a heart attack.

Man invented technology to be used and abused. That is what it is made for. You have to use tech at its full potential. It is utter nonsense if you just bought it for display only, becoming famous for it because you have it is pathetic.

In my opinion, these material things are just temporary 'bottles of joy.' After it is consumed, they are just thrown away or recycled like everything else.

xoxo

(one guy posted this on INQ comments...and maybe, this is what PNoy does to Siri..hopefully not)

Philippines and China Relations

I am really skeptical on our relationship with China.

You know why? Because they will make us their cheap docile labor.

I asked P-Noy on his agenda and his plans on this. All are just jibberish for now. I do not see any concrete plans on how China will contribute to the Philippine Economy (except for bringing fake goods in our country).

I will talk to him once more.

Please brace yourselves and tighten your belts as always.

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Your still ok? Have a beer, you have some more questions and shit? Ok, i'm sure you still do not believe me. It is ok I do not mind at all. I told this story to a lot of people but they called me crazy and stuff. There was this one time that I told this story to my ex gf before, we were having sex hehe, and Pres. Gloria called. She is asking how to handle the financial crisis that is creeping on everyone's doors. But you know man, Philippines was badly hit. Up to now it is still recovering. their monetary system is tied up closely with the US dollar, that is why if the dollar goes down, so does the peso. i told her that, "try to release more products that we have and put more prices on our goods so that we can have, you know that you are an economist for christ's sake." well, easier said than done. if we put more prices on their goods, they will go to our countries like china, indonesia, even thailand.

well enough of the economic shit, now is my g2g, my great great grandfather. its the 1950's war is over and the land was fucked up. you know what he did, nothing. during the war came, he used the certificate's power to gain access around the world. women, wine, gambling, everything. he just shown the certificate like a badge and he got all he wanted. like what i said, he came to know the power of that certificate. he knew that the war will come to the philippines, because japan gaines supremacy there. but he tried one noble thing, he told the americans to avoid the philippines, he will relinquish the ownership of it if they agreed. the americans rejected the offer. they told "while you are busy drinking and fucking around the world," japan already came to your country and spreading their shit all around it." he went to japan and talked to the emperor. he was also given an offer - that is - to bow down to them and they will give him a position as an ambassador. he will become part of the japanese government for international affairs. a good offer considering he will be part of the international delegation around the world - that is if they won the war. they will take the philippines in their posession and turn it into a major military stronghold against the americans.

he almost took the offer, but, being a filipino, and seeing what japan did during the war, killing, raping, torturing his fellow filipinos, he repented on the sins he made against the country he owned. and decided to talk again to the americans.

blast all the japs till they suffer. but there is one crazy thing he thought of:
drop the atomic bombs in manila and major cities around it.

wtf!!!

well, we want a new beginning. this is to serve as a lesson to all nationalities, especially filipinos. the horrors of war will never be forgotten. it is like the bible, where a great flood came, and everybody died excet those who believed in god, and we will come back again from the ashes and become a super power.

american generals, including douglas macarthur laughed. "you crazy sonofabitch, japan is our enemy, not the philippines. if we want someone to dead, it is the japanese."

(continued..)