I visited one government office and observed their work habits. they didn't know that I was a big shot.
Transactions are very slow and the management and senior officers are just sitting around and doing nothing.
Then the yearly bonus came, and their names are there, seeking higher bonuses.
I talked to the president and told them to invite me on their conference.
I told this story:
Once upon a time a Pig, a Cat, a Dog, and a Little Red Hen lived together
in a little house. The Pig, the Cat, and the Dog were all very lazy.
The Little Red Hen had to do everything around the house by herself.
All the Pig, the Cat, and the Dog wanted to do was play.
One day, as the Little Red Hen was raking in the yard, she found some
seeds. "Who will help me plant these grains of wheat?" she asked.
"Not I," said the Pig.
"Not I," said the Cat.
"Not I," said the Dog.
"Then I will do it myself," said the Little Red Hen. And she did.
Soon the wheat grew tall and golden. "Who will help me cut the wheat?"
asked the Little Red Hen.
"Not I," said the Pig.
"Not I," said the Cat.
"Not I," said the Dog.
"Then I will do it myself," said the Little Red Hen. And she did.
When the grain was cut and ready to be ground into flour, the Little Red
Hen asked, "Who will help me take the grain to the mill?"
"Not I," said the Pig.
"Not I," said the Cat.
"Not I," said the Dog.
"Then I will do it myself," said the Little Red Hen. And she did.
When the flour came back from the mill, the Little Red Hen asked, "Who
will help me bake the bread?"
"Not I," said the Pig.
"Not I," said the Cat.
"Not I," said the Dog.
"Then I will do it myself," said the Little Red Hen. And she did.
She made the flour into dough, and rolled the dough, and put it in the
oven. When the bread was baked, she took it out of the oven.
Mmmmmmmmmm! Didn't it smell good!
"Who will help me eat this bread?" asked the Little Red Hen.
"I will," said the Pig.
"I will," said the Cat.
"I will," said the Dog.
"Oh, no, you won't!" said the Little Red Hen. "I found the seeds. I
planted them. I harvested the grain and took it to the mill. I made
the flour into bread. I did the work by myself, and now I am going to
eat the bread--all by myself."
And she did.
Think back to your childhood...didn't we learn ANYTHING?
I removed them from their posts and all their bonuses I gave it to those people who really worked.
Transactions are very slow and the management and senior officers are just sitting around and doing nothing.
Then the yearly bonus came, and their names are there, seeking higher bonuses.
I talked to the president and told them to invite me on their conference.
I told this story:
Once upon a time a Pig, a Cat, a Dog, and a Little Red Hen lived together
in a little house. The Pig, the Cat, and the Dog were all very lazy.
The Little Red Hen had to do everything around the house by herself.
All the Pig, the Cat, and the Dog wanted to do was play.
One day, as the Little Red Hen was raking in the yard, she found some
seeds. "Who will help me plant these grains of wheat?" she asked.
"Not I," said the Pig.
"Not I," said the Cat.
"Not I," said the Dog.
"Then I will do it myself," said the Little Red Hen. And she did.
Soon the wheat grew tall and golden. "Who will help me cut the wheat?"
asked the Little Red Hen.
"Not I," said the Pig.
"Not I," said the Cat.
"Not I," said the Dog.
"Then I will do it myself," said the Little Red Hen. And she did.
When the grain was cut and ready to be ground into flour, the Little Red
Hen asked, "Who will help me take the grain to the mill?"
"Not I," said the Pig.
"Not I," said the Cat.
"Not I," said the Dog.
"Then I will do it myself," said the Little Red Hen. And she did.
When the flour came back from the mill, the Little Red Hen asked, "Who
will help me bake the bread?"
"Not I," said the Pig.
"Not I," said the Cat.
"Not I," said the Dog.
"Then I will do it myself," said the Little Red Hen. And she did.
She made the flour into dough, and rolled the dough, and put it in the
oven. When the bread was baked, she took it out of the oven.
Mmmmmmmmmm! Didn't it smell good!
"Who will help me eat this bread?" asked the Little Red Hen.
"I will," said the Pig.
"I will," said the Cat.
"I will," said the Dog.
"Oh, no, you won't!" said the Little Red Hen. "I found the seeds. I
planted them. I harvested the grain and took it to the mill. I made
the flour into bread. I did the work by myself, and now I am going to
eat the bread--all by myself."
And she did.
Think back to your childhood...didn't we learn ANYTHING?
I removed them from their posts and all their bonuses I gave it to those people who really worked.
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